Welcome to the Pineapple Infiltration Equipment (PIE) Presenters, the world's premier organization for training agents in the art of pineapple-based espionage.
Our team of expert instructors will teach you how to use pineapples as a versatile tool for gathering intel, disarming opponents, and making delicious snacks.
Whether you're a seasoned spy or a kitchen newbie, we've got a course for you.
Click below to learn more about our training programs:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Pineapple Infiltration Simulator. It's like a video game, but with more pineapple.
Don't forget to follow us on Twitter for the latest updates and pineapple puns.
And, as always, remember: a pineapple in the hand is worth two in the bush, but only if you're prepared to deal with the consequences.
Disclaimer: The Pineapple Infiltration Equipment Presenters are not responsible for any damage caused by pineapples. Or for any damage not caused by pineapples.